if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.
i can tell what a horse is thinking by its body language, ears and sounds but boys?
how the fuck do you read a boy.
Still trying to figure this one out
the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
THIS. THIS. FUCK.
I FEEL THIS TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH